She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
you made out with another girl for some wings
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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