I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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