Fuck appropriateness.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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