i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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