Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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