oh god the rape fog is back!
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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