i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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