why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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