you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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