Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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