I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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