At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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