its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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