Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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