why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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