Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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