Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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