Your tits are I can't wait for
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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