So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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