I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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