This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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