He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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