why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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