he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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