Buhtt sex?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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