Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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