somebody snuck up and got me drunk
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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