i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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