You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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