I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
