Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
