when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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