I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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