Fuck appropriateness.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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