i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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