I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
MIDGETS
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I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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