I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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