u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
