You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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