I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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