OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I DEMAND FORESKIN
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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