I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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