You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
im six kinds of drunk right now
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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