i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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