Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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