yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
