This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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