I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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