So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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