Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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