Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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