K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize