i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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