He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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