New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
My vagina just clenched in fear
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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