STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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