just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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