Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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