We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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