these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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