Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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