OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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