I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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